tabithajennifer.

4thalbum:

"all gays will go to hell"

oh noooo…. what will i do… surrounded with ……. nothing ……. but other homosexuals……….. u win this round……… god

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

online:

when the PE teacher makes you run

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Nicki Minaj - Anaconda
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lconica:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles,

dick bigger than a tower I ain’t talking about Eiffels.

jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

p0lariss:

*follows dreams* *dreams dont follow back* *unfollows dreams*

espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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You’re allowed two hugs, one on arrival and one on d e p a r t u r e.